BHUTO 2

Sobe matro rater khawar por ovyesmoto boka-baksho tar sathe kichukhon katiye bichanaye sorir eliye diechi..mone holo keu jano fupiye kadche..ondhokar ta chokhe soye gele por bujhlam barua..thuri Bhutoda..(bhutor sathe 'da' thik jache na..ami bhutoi bolbo..)..
bollam 'ki byapar..tomar chokhe to jol kakhono dekhechi bole to mone pore na..'
samle niye bollo 'asole baba ke onekdin dekhi na bujhli..'
'kano..uni to tomar sathei ache..mane unio to akhon..'..'ha..babao akhon 'tini'..tobe uni to sworge..r amar to akhono norok bas ses hoyni..paap to kom korlam na..obosyo passport-visar jonno apply kore diyechi..paap ta kete gelei sob clear..'
'se ki go..norok theke sworge jawar abar passport visa..!'..'tobe r bolchi ki..jaliye marlo..tar opor jomraj er to boyosh kom holo na..onar o retire korar somoy hoyeche..sedin sunlam tar naki abar pension atke diyeche..kaje bodh kori faki marto..akhon bojh thela..obosyo tate amader somosya bereche boi komeni..karon se age nijer ta guchiye tobe to amader byabostha korbe..sob jaega tei jamon hoy r ki..'
'se jai hok ta tomar sathe ki dadur akbarei kotha hoy na..mane tomake to atota venge porte dekhini kakhono..tai bolchilam r ki..'..'na na kotha hoy..mobile na eleo pati telephone to ache..r cross-connection akhon ektu kom e hoy..'..'bah..ta dadu kamon achen..'
'valo na re..asole bou ke chara to kakhono thakeni..tai r ki osubidhe hoche ektu..'
ektu theme bollo..'asole kadchilam tar karon baba bolchilo makeo naki anche..somoy furiye esche naki..'..'se ki go..kobe..mane..'..'ta kichu bollo na..chhar esob kotha..aj asi akhon..karon passport officer ke tagada dite jete hobe..kotadin por asbo..akebare swoger nagorikotto niye..tata..'....

BHUTO

Akta lekhaye likhechilam gorsthane rat katanor khub shokh amar..gorsthane jawar sujog ba subidhe 2tor konotai akhono hoye otheni..tobe hya, 'Tini' akbar dekha dilen..jodio tini gorsthaner non, shoshaner..
amar ghum ta idaning ektu patla hoyeche..sedin o khub akta govir ghum hochilo na..akbar chhoto bathroom sere ese sute jabo, mone holo jano bichanar pashe chair tate keu bose..alo jalte jabo kintu porokhonei mone holo chokher vul, karon r kauke dekha jachilo na..
abar soar por ektu tondrachchonno hoechi..akta fyakashe golaye keu jano bollo 'Ghumoli naki..'..chomke uthe praye dourei light ta jalate jabo..tini bollen 'ota jalas na..akhon r ota thik sojjo hoy na..tobe voy pas na..ami tor khoti korbo na..'..ami ki bolbo vebe pachilam na..bolche alo sojjo hoy na, orthat tenader keu..abar bole kina khoti korbe na..kichukhon nistobdhotar por nijeke jotota somvob samle niye bollam 'ke apni..?'..akta dhomoker sure bollen..'ore ami barua kaku..'..
Shibaprasad Barua..amader pasher flat e bochor tinek chilen..amra mane amader boyosira barua-kaku bolei daktam..onake dekhle amar tarun majumder er 'ALO' chhobi te rituparna senguptor choritro tir kotha mone hoto..jano elen, dekhlen r joy korlen..sotti e amader paraye akta onnorokom amej ene diechilen..amader theke praye ak kuri boyosh besi holeo amader sathe bes jomiye adda diten..amonki amader sathe pan vojon-o korten..nindukera bolen otirikto modyo-paner jonnoi onar mrityu hoeche..
to jai hok amar voy kichhuta katlo..tar akta karon obissyi ami jano onar sathe dekha korte chaitam..kichhu bolar ache kina bujhtam na, tobuo..ami bollam 'akhon acho kamon..kakimar sathe kotha hoy..'..bolechilo 'tor kakimar sathe majhe majhe kotha hoy..amar swapneo se ase..tobe er baire tui e prothom 'manush'..'
amar hasi pelo..bhuter abar swapno..jano moner kotha sunte pelo barua kaku..'dekhi re amrao swapno dekhi..toder moto amader jogoteo onek somosya..tobe poribortoner hawa akhono lageni..karon ma-mati-bhut der niye prochar akhono keu suru koreni..r son amaye barua kaku bole r dakis na..akhon to ami, tora jake bolis bhut..tai amaye 'Bhuto' bole dak..lojja korle sathe akta 'da' jure dis..'
ami bollam 'ta hobe khon..kintu tumi hothat amar kache kano..?'
'tor blog ta porlam..amader niye khub utshaho dekhlam..tai vablam akjon golpo korar lok o pawa jabe..tor o echhe puron hobe..'
'ami blog likhchi tumi janle ki kore..!?'
'ore..amader kichu oloukik khomota ache eta to manis..dhor tar jorei..'
ami kichu bollam na..mone hochilo akta bhutke besi prosroy dewa valo noy..jotoi chena hok..are manush ta chena, bhut ta to noy..bollam 'acha aj apatoto ghum pache..tumi eso..tobe pore abar ele kintu tomar akhonkar chehara ta dekhiyo..evabe ondhokare golpo hoy na..'
bollo 'thik ache..aj asi..sokalo praye hoye elo..tobe abar bolchi, amaye niye chinta koris na..ami kono khoti korbo na..tata..'....

Amon kano sotti hoy na aha..!

Sokal er alto roder adore jakhon ghumta vanglo, mone holo pashe keu jano govir nidraye achchonno..Tora jotokhon jege thake or mukh bondho kora amar sadhyo noy..obosyo sei byartho chesta korioni kakhono..tai o jakhon nishchinte ghumoy mone hoy or sundor snigdho roop dekhe mone hoy prithibir sob badha-bighno joy korte pari..amar khater pashei ekti oti brihot janala ache..amar ghorer akar onujayee janalar ayoton ta amar borabor bes bekhappa lage..protidin sokal e oi janala diye rod dhuke amar kacha ghumer tyarota bajiye chhare..aj obosyo jakhon alto rod dhuke or nidrachhonno nishpap mukher opor porchilo takhon jano janala take bes chhoto mone hochilo..kotha theke jano veshe aschilo..
"vorer akashe joto snigdhota ache..bondok rekhechilam prem er kache..
roder adore joto tibrota ache..helaye firiye diyechi akashe.."
o je kakhon amar ghore dhuke amar pashe ese sueche, ami janteo parini..obosyo sei muhurte esob mathaye aseoni..
montromugdher moto or roop dekhte dekhtei hothat kheyal holo..sedin o bolechilo, barite naki or biyer torjor suru hoeche..bes kichu uchchobityo chheler sondhan pawa gache..amader somporker porinoti ki seta amra keu jani na..kotha gulo bolar somoy Torar chokh 2to jhapsha lagchilo..sotti majhe majhe ei peter tan ta khub boro hoye daraye..
swapno ta jakhon suru hoyechilo chaichilam jano ses na hoy..kintu duswapne rupantorito howar sathe sathei jakhon ghum ta vanglo mone holo keu jano amar kopale tar thoter halka chhoyae amaye jagiye dilo..jani na sotti e kakhono evabe amar ghum vangbe kina..o bolto oke 'Tora' na bole jano 'Tori' bole dakte..'Tori' orthat 'Amari'..janina oke Tora theke Tori mane sudhui amar nijeri kore tulte parbo kina....

EI JAHAJ MASTUL CHHARKHAR..TOBU GOLPO LIKHCHHI BANCHBAR..

Bes kichudin por abar key-board taye hat rakhlam..somoy ta khub kharap jachche..bola valo khub akgheye hoye jachhe..office bari-bari office..barite dhukei abar valo kono chakrir chestaye lege jawa..akhon protidin barite dhukte gelei mone hoy abar baba notun kothao apply korar kotha bolbe, ma bolbe r ektu valovabe chesta korle hoyto akta valo chakri jute jeto (jodio valo chakrir songa ki seta amar kache akhono poriskar noy)..
ami khub valovabe jani ami jevabe prostuti nichhi seta puro 100 sotangsho na holeo khub besi kom o noy..somosya ta holo amar dhoirjyer boroi ovab..seta ageo bolechi..notun somosya holo khub voy pachhi..byarthota ke..kichhudin age banglar akjon bikkhyato manusher interview er sutro dhore boli ami 'chinu nondi' noi je bathroom e kadar por chokhe agun niye berobo..
jai hok uporer line ta kano likhlam seta na bole onek baje kotha bollam..line ta samprotik ekti chhobir ekti gaan er line..jani na tulona ta thik hochhe kina tobe line tar sathe amar mil ta holo..charidike oneker onek protisruti bifole jawar pore r kaukei sevabe biswas hoy na..khub kacher manush keo noy..chesta gulo sob bifole jachhe, tobuo ashar prodip ta jaliye rakhtei hochhe..somosto swapno gulo venge jachhe, kintu tobuo..
tai "jahaj mastul chharkhar..tobu golpo likhchhi banchbar...."

..yeh race hain sir, morning walk nahi..

uporer boktobyo ta 'Life in a metro..' chhobi te Sharman joshir..seta niye ektu pore kotha hobe..
age boli kichhudin age ekti lekha te bolechilam je nijeke ajkal khub sharthopor mone hochche..paise jomanor jonno uthe pore legechi..ebong tar jonno kichhuta hinomonyotao grash korche..
obostha ta kichhuta katiye uthchi..na na..kichhuta noy, onektai..uporer boktobyo tir sahajye..
asole ami taka-paise jomai ei vebe je ami jibon take upovog korte chai..khub sohoj vabe bolle ami jibone amon onek-kichhu ghotte dekhechi jate amar ei dharona ta boddhomul hoyeche je taka-paise jar ache, jibone tar sobkichhu ache..ebong gota prithibi take manyo kore..tothakothito 'gorib' bolte amra ja bujhi tate amar khub 'voy'..
kakhono kakhono amar poribar e jakhon kono arthik somosya hoto amar baba ke bolte sunechi 'ma, ak lori taka de ma..'..kotha ta sunte hasyokor lagleo ami jani sei somoy babar moner obostha ki hoto..akhon amader obstha ba arthik obostha sochchol..ontoto ager theke to botei..kintu amar somosya ta ekhanei..amar baba hoyto akhon prithibir somosto sujog subidhai upovog korte paren..kintu ami sei sob sujog subidha gulo ei torun boyosei pete chai..tai orther akantoi proyojon..asole amar jibone je jinis tar khub ovab seta holo 'dhoirjo'..tai ami amar babar moto sobar sob somosya somadhan kore tarpor nijer kotha vabte parbo na..eijonnoi ami orther pichhon e eivabe bolte paren praye unmader moto chhutchi..r ei chhutte giyei jakhon mone hoto je onner khoti korchhi na to, thik takhon e oi chhobi ta dekha r oi boktobyo ta sona..chhbi ta ami koekdin agei dekhlam..chhobi te Sharman joshir jibon r amar jiboner prekkhapot alada holeo oi koekta kotha amar sarajibon mone thakbe..tai jader amar ei chhota opochhonder tader jonno r akbar..
'..yeh race hain sir, morning walk nahi..'

AMONO GHOTE NA ETA AGHOTON..?

Akta ghotonar kotha likhchi..oneker biswas na hote pare..r seta khub savabik..karon ami nijei akhono ghotona ta atyostho kore uthte parini..
office theke firchi rojkar moto..ami baghajotin porjonto bus e ese tarpor rickshaw ba auto dhore bari firi..akta bus ase jodio bari porjonto..kintu otaye asi na..kano seta na hoy r akdin bolbo..apatoto sedin er ghotona ta tatka thakte thakte bole feli..sedin rickshaw dhorlam..kichudur jawar por office theke phone ase..je vadrolok phone korechilen tini obangali..tar opor hindi valo bolte paren na..tai ogotya english..amar english abar, jai hok phone ta rekhe dewar por jini rickshaw chalok uni bollen ami kotha bolar somoy naki kichhu byakoron goto truti ba grammatical mistake hoyeche..obak je keu e hoto..ami jante chailam onar lekhapora kotodur..sposhto english e jobab elo..'I am an honours graduate..'
kichukkhon onar sathe kotha bolte laglam..bollen babar boro byabsha chilo..nijeo sei byabshaye asar por kichhudin bes valoi chole..uni jakhon byabshaye asen takhon onar baba mara gechilen..r onar boyosho ei 24-25..oi boyoshe bondhu der pallaye pore prochur taka, jake bole uriye nosto koren..akhon denar daye pore ei pontha beche niyechen..
onar sathe jetuku kotha holo purotai english e..ebong amar bolte kono badha nei, uni amar theke onek suddho vabe bolchilen..
bari fire onekkhon vebeo er kono kinara khuje pachchilam na..amar dadur bola akta kotha mone hochilo..bolten 'aye korte pare sobai..byae korte noy..'

SEI CHHELETA - PART IV

Sokal theke akasher mukh var..kintu bristir nam gondho nei..akash ta erokom mukh var kore theke poribesh take aro gomvir kore tuleche..akhon kolkata e ja garam pore tate rajasthan ba delhir moto sohor keo har manaye..kothao brishtir chinno matro nei..abhawa doptor koekbar brishtir vobiswat bani kore byartho..
halka hawa dilo ektu..prochondo garam e hothat erokom hawa sorir juriye daye..hawa tar sthaityo besikkhon holo na..akta kalboishakhir asha dekha jachchilo..kintu oi ashai..
chhele ta sokal theke vabchilo age amon poribeshe halka brishti hole football khela hoto chashi parar mathe..chashi para nam ta kano hoyeche jana nei..o mathe konodin chash hote to dekhte paye ni..olpo chite-fota brishti tei oi mathe jol jome jeto..tar upor suru hoto football..football na bole water-polo bolao chole..chhele tao khelto..khub valo na khelte parleo or utshaho chilo sobtheke besi..sokoler age mathe pouche sobai ke daka theke suru kore math take motamuti khelar upojogi kore tola sob korto o nijei..
esob vabte vabtei hothat hush elo..keu dakchhe..mone hoy banti..halka brishtio suru hoyeche..tar mane khela surur torjor cholchhe..
kintu ma ke bolbe ki kore je khelte beroche..ma ke bola jabe na..akhon class IX..class VIII theke IX e othar final porikkhaye result valo hoyni..baba bole diyechhen class IX, X, XI, XII ei 4te bachhor jibon er sera somoy..ba career toirir somoy..ei 4te bachhor valo kortei hobe..age ki hoyeche keu mone rakhbe na..kintu ei 4te bachhor kharap hole tar fol sarata jibon vugte hobe..ma keo bole diyechen akhon jano sudhu school, coaching class r barite porasunor baire r kichhu na hoy..r tai akhon school er garam er chhuti howa sotteo o barite bose..
kintu banti ke ki kore bolbe ato kotha..oke bolle o abar para suddho lok ke janiye debe je khub porasuno e mon diyeche, r takhon para suddho lok mar kache result jante chaibe..r jakhon sunbe result kharap tahole to r kothai nei..2ye 2ye 4 korbe onayashei..
o banti ke bollo aj khelte jabe na..sorir ta valo nei..gotokal rate olpo jwor o hoechilo..banti chole geleo oke dekhe jano mone holo kottha ta thik pochhondo holo na..jak ge or pochhondo opochhondo niye vabar somoy nei..ma kono vabe onumoti daye kina dekha dorkar..
ma onumoti dilo na..orthat punor mushiko vobo..abar akhon boi niye boste hobe..o bujhte parche je baba ja bolechen seta thik..ei 4te bochhor sotti e gurutyopurno..kintu je somoy taye or boyosi sobai mathe ball petache takhon o ki kore poraye mon bosaye..?notun somosya..akta somosya theke chhar pete na petei notun somosya toiri hoye jaye..jano ot pete royechhe..kutti sir er coaching e r jete hoy na..karon team jakhon hare takhon player der age jamon coach ke bidaye dewa hoy tamon e chhatro ra valo na korle dosh master-moshaiyer gharei pore..sutorang..jai hok oi shonda marka chhele guloke r dekhte hoy na..kintu eta aro boro somosya..tar opor r akta somosyao hoeche..seta ei somosyar o bara..notun coaching class e je chhele ra pore sobar ontoto ekti kore bandhobi achhe..or nei..sobai oke unsmart bole..o bujhte pare na bandhobi na thakar sathe unsmart er ki somporko..ha o meye der sathe kotha bolte ektu voy paye..na, thik voy na..asole o proyojon na hole karur sathei khub akta kotha bole na..meye hole to aroi noy..kintu tai bole oke unsmart bolbe..aka aka bose jakhon vabe o thik kore je ora jotoi boluk esob patta debe na..kintu jakhon samne sobsomoy boltei thake takhon ak ak somoy asojhyo mone hoy..

kromosho....